Cartoon Caption Contest

“But guuuys, comedy isn’t a contest!”

CARTOON CAPTION CONTEST

If you don’t think these are funny, send me better ones. You won’t.

Coward.

How the hell is it staying afloat?
My greatest fall was from the wagon.
Exactly how long do these “seeds of retirement” take to grow?
I just think these nature shows set unrealistic body standards.
Is this the orchestra level?
I don’t care if it reinforces stereotypes. We need the money more than he does.
I’m just worried we might be gentrifying the neighborhood.
We should’ve put our feet down at standing desks.
See, baby, I told you it was cold outside.